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# 'kiss kiss'
as Holly Valance once said. I was being fluffy.
I genuinely thought this was the best.conversation.ever
(or at least the most amusing one I'd read this morning.)

Woo to your Hummusness.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:16, archived)
# Oh
Ok :)
Can I still ponce around and say "I AM the hummus", even though a certain cowlike creature doesn't believe me?
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:17, archived)
# Yes.
The b3ta code of international law* says nothing against masquerading as "the hummus"

*FAQ
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:19, archived)
# Brilliant
I'm wearing my hummus hat, and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:19, archived)
# i'm wearing my tinfoil beanie
and silver lined jump suit.
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:21, archived)
# cause that way
they can't hear what you're thinking, right?
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:22, archived)
# yup
shiny side out reflects
the mind control beam
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:24, archived)
# what happens if you're a spack
and you have it shiny side in?
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:30, archived)
# then you cannot transmit your thoughts
and we shall forever be without hummus
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:30, archived)