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# Stickman ben, be more fluffy

For I AM the hummus.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:11, archived)
# Yes, yes,
of course you are.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:13, archived)
# Ok, so I'm not
What're YOU going to do about it. Huh?
Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:13, archived)
# I just
generally mock.
Its my way. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:15, archived)
# Fight, fight, fight
And film it.
(I helped save b3ta! rub-a-chicken, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:15, archived)
# a mash battle?
Like the b3ta version of a rap battle.
That would be fun.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:16, archived)
# I'd win.
Sadly I'm at work so cannot prove this, but I would.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:17, archived)
# Yeah...
Bov!
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:18, archived)
# I would you know,
I'm great, ask anyone.
And I'm modest...oh and handsome and strong.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:20, archived)
# a good liar?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:21, archived)
# Pah
I have pink hair, I'm uber fluffy, AND I can dance like a robot, whilst mashing.
*Big bucket o' fluff*
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:21, archived)
# Hair doth not
maketh the girly.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:22, archived)
# Oops Bovine ...
Looks like he's got the moves!
(I helped save b3ta! rub-a-chicken, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:23, archived)
# He's
a she, cousin dearest.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:25, archived)
# she
I am a lady b3tan.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:25, archived)
# Oh dear, I'll get me coat ...
*Blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! rub-a-chicken, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:27, archived)
# Why?
Have you pulled?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:27, archived)
# Not to my knowlege
But I've been wrong before....
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:29, archived)
# * Slicks back hair *
* knots beard *
(I helped save b3ta! rub-a-chicken, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:31, archived)
# *worries*
*runs home*
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:35, archived)
# Its safest
that way.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:39, archived)
# actually, he probably would
though i don't know about the last bits
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:23, archived)
# Come on,
I'm a Fat Adonis.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:25, archived)
# Fnar fnar
but I'm full of crap hummus laden ideas!
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:29, archived)
# Snap,
keep at them, you'll soon get better.*



*this is a satirical comment, meant with love and humour.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:32, archived)
# *wibble*
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:33, archived)
# Oh yes,
I agree.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:34, archived)
# "kiss kiss"
as Holly Valance once said. I was being fluffy.
I genuinely thought this was the best.conversation.ever
(or at least the most amusing one I'd read this morning.)

Woo to your Hummusness.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:16, archived)
# Oh
Ok :)
Can I still ponce around and say "I AM the hummus", even though a certain cowlike creature doesn't believe me?
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:17, archived)
# Yes.
The b3ta code of international law* says nothing against masquerading as "the hummus"

*FAQ
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:19, archived)
# Brilliant
I'm wearing my hummus hat, and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:19, archived)
# i'm wearing my tinfoil beanie
and silver lined jump suit.
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:21, archived)
# cause that way
they can't hear what you're thinking, right?
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:22, archived)
# yup
shiny side out reflects
the mind control beam
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:24, archived)
# what happens if you're a spack
and you have it shiny side in?
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:30, archived)
# then you cannot transmit your thoughts
and we shall forever be without hummus
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:30, archived)
# thanks
could have done with your help before posting that disaster below
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:23, archived)
# your b/w drawing below reminded me of this...
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:25, archived)
# ARGH!
It blinked.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 9:30, archived)