b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 3062437 (Thread)

# The recent newsletters
seem to be matching my life completely, in an uncanny way. Firstly there was Rob's request for a bullet with his name on it, then the wanking robot, now the request for a genetically engineered midget giraffe.

It just so happens that I'm a firearm-owning, DNA scientist, working with robots all day.
If next weeks newsletter has a request for pictures of a tiny cock then I'll know he's stalking me.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:29, archived)
# sort of related
but the same day i thought about making a piece of music using soundrec sounds it appeared in the newsletter. i also tried a spot of circuit bending a few weeks ago. spent £5 on a toy keyboard then smashed it to shit with a soldering iron. great fun.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:14, archived)
# Ah, but
I literally sent Rob the bullet with his name on it. So na na na na na
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:15, archived)