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# newsletter 131 - get it before the links break
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue131/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:51, archived)
# wahey!
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:51, archived)
# the bukkake song is marvellous!
and with three seperate spellings of the word, it has a tremendous sense of value.. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:57, archived)
# yeah
i transcribed the words at two in the morning.

then thought, "leave it. it makes it more japanlish."

that's my excuse. And I'm sticking to it.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 15:00, archived)
# haha!
bukkake... sticking... pffft!

Just me? Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 15:03, archived)
# Im sorry, i think its pants
yes, the shaking the browser is good, yes the animations are good, but the song is a bag of shite. It sounds like a 6 year old has learnt a new word, and cant help singing any old crap rhyme that comes into his head.

*edit* although on second thoughts, the track is inspired,and the genius is in the the enthusiasm and conviction of the statement.
(Attention Whore, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 22:02, archived)
# the track is inspired
the genius is in the enthusiasm and conviction of the statement.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 19:03, archived)
# Blimey.
Can I use that?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:36, archived)
# as what?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 14:22, archived)
# As a quote
on my CD/autobiography/gravestone/testimony to the Obscenities Commission.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 17:00, archived)
# the bukkake song rocks.
Love the javascript / Action Script call idea. Most effective. WOO
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 14:57, archived)
# Pedantic...
"You can tune in to B3ta radio from 4 to 5pm GMT on Friday"

Erm, BST now.
(McChaff, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 15:03, archived)
# it's winter in my heart
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 15:04, archived)
# Bloody goths.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sun 18 Apr 2004, 18:32, archived)
# I'm a gothic hippie.
If you could tie-dye in black and white, I would.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 19:27, archived)
# oh
trust me, you can.
(nabi, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 3:45, archived)
# pah
one day i will get ni that newsletter. one day.

[edit] actually, everyone will see this won't thay? great.

www.5318008.co.uk/soundofsilence
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 15:13, archived)
# you missed
blister inthe sun by th violent femmes
a full 7 seconds (i counted them... all 7)
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sat 17 Apr 2004, 12:02, archived)
# Everyone who clicked that link
on the weblog will read this. FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 15:15, archived)
# OOH, I LIKE BUKKAKE !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 15:28, archived)
# FINALLY
Someone has found the genius that is Blake's 7.

It is one of the high points of British drama of the last century. And yes, I'm serious.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 16:01, archived)
# It is an immutable certainty.
/Orac
(Marwood, Sat 17 Apr 2004, 1:10, archived)
# i agree
but i'm too tired to say anything else intelligent right now
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 0:10, archived)
# what i really want
is the link to the original mp3 of the bukkake song if there was one. anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Street, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 16:04, archived)
# Stablesound.co.uk
At last the genius of DogHorse is unleashed upon the world at large. C'mon Rob and the Radio Team, get him on the show.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 20:55, archived)
# he's booked for the 30th
Hopefully playing the Bukkake song - er if he can work out a radio safe version of the lyrics.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 18 Apr 2004, 16:07, archived)
# Hurrah!
Woo
Yay
Etc.

Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:49, archived)
# Is there a template
For the hemale / shemale quizzes? I got an idea, I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 16:11, archived)
# view source is your friend
i don't mind as long as you credit and it's not a commercial project.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:57, archived)
# Right now -
my entire office is singing 'I Like Bukkake!' - very odd and very cool.
(I helped save b3ta! HickyVicki, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 16:33, archived)
# By christ
That's a big creme egg.

PS. I LIKE BUKKAKE
(King In Crimson, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 17:32, archived)
# By Christ
It's had a lot of hits...14000 hits since being newslettered by the looks of things...
And it's still up!
I must say at this point that I'm bloody impressed with fotopic(the free hosting site) - Just goes to show you don't need to know flash or even html or have any discernable musical talent or whatnot to get in the newsletter, just have an idea and go for it!

Still can't face eating the bloody thing tho, it's still in the minifridge upstairs, lurking...
Wondering whether to:
a) Flog it on Ebay
b) Do another series of pics of trying to eat it (without vomiting) But then this could just end up looking like bukkake...
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 18:06, archived)
# You mean
Anarkid hasn't attempted to eat it yet ?
(Psybernoid, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 18:39, archived)
# Not yet...
I don't think even he's that mad...
Quick update, site's now taken almost 23,000 hits and still standing, am now wondering how much longer til Fotopic close it down...
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 20:56, archived)
# so
is the yellow yolk seperate to the white?... looks nice and recon i could have it in one sitting.... got a creme egg easter egg...... so disapointed there was no fondnt filling goodness in it though :(
(evil pete, Sat 17 Apr 2004, 14:57, archived)
# Unfortunately not...
Unwrapping 48 eggs (Carefully, so I could maybe use the wrappers to wrap the big egg) took so long that, after trying with the first egg to separate white from yolk, I thought "Sod it, it'll be a multi-yoker"
Would have been nice to have filled it all with white and then have a blob of yellow in the middle, but I was pretty much doomed from the start when the big egg refused to come apart cleanly really..
Hey ho, there's always next year (feeling nauseous at the thought)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sat 17 Apr 2004, 17:14, archived)
# did anyone else notice
the strange presence of a bukkake related song next to an egg full of sticky goopy creme

anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Sun 18 Apr 2004, 0:44, archived)
# Great newsletter!
I can't believe you hadn't realised the brilliantness of Blake's 7 until now though.
Love the skateboarding dog - the picture of him as a spring flower - woo!
There is a picture of the Dad on the Ubiquitous baby link - page 4 with BB King - I don't recognise him though.
Robots in love - Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! C-Bean on, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 17:37, archived)
# I don't know about you
but if someone came up to me with a metal splinter in their face and said "Quick! Lick my eyeball!"...
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 17:55, archived)
# well?!
yes?? don't keep us in suspense!
(cap'nj, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 20:04, archived)
# LICK MY
MAN HOLE
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Fri 16 Apr 2004, 21:59, archived)
# the pulp fiction song
i really wanna try that when i get back to uni, does anyone know what the fret sequence is? cheers
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sat 17 Apr 2004, 0:08, archived)
# i agree
those guys are geniouses. that was awesome.
(bonaroo, Sat 17 Apr 2004, 1:36, archived)
# There you go
monstersfrommars.tripod.com/surfguitar/misirloutab.shtml
(Amorpha, Sun 18 Apr 2004, 11:44, archived)
# ta!
boo, have to wait another week before going back to uni, never thought id say that!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sun 18 Apr 2004, 13:39, archived)
# aww
it's not very good this week :(
(pesh, Sat 17 Apr 2004, 1:09, archived)
# Do you
want your money back?

...oh
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Sat 17 Apr 2004, 10:45, archived)
# 3 cheers for the skateboarding dog.
had everyone in stitches.

snowboarding kitten in the next one please.

bukkake almost lost me a client.... nay mind.
(I helped save b3ta! ExactlyHowLongDoIHaveToBeHere, Sat 17 Apr 2004, 17:25, archived)
# Agreed
The skateboarding dog was ace!
(druidus, Sat 17 Apr 2004, 23:27, archived)
# what else would be nice
is if the mini sheep skated too
don't know why really
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Sun 18 Apr 2004, 0:42, archived)
# don't dream it
do it
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 18 Apr 2004, 23:41, archived)
# I've had that vid for weeks
My apologies for not sharing
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:31, archived)
# The daddy on whosthatwithjeremy.com (?)
Is it Mathew Modine by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! TooMuch2AM, Sat 17 Apr 2004, 18:19, archived)
# nah...
it's Michael Zorek.
(psykit, Sun 18 Apr 2004, 16:35, archived)
# evil evil evil
Anyone else having nightmares from those hellspawn machines? those things need to be destroyed, they are seriously speaking the voice of Satan.

Especially the demented Furby, that abomination would send shivers down even the most hardened man's spine
(Herschel, Sat 17 Apr 2004, 19:18, archived)
# Hell yeah
Something about the sound of those things... freaky enough anyway, lets face it.
(MrMessiah, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:53, archived)
# V-tech Demonic Chit-Chat
That one had me monging out, drooling, with no control over my body the first time I heard that.
Really, it's that funny.
(Flagrant Tendencies, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:50, archived)
# re the Geiger Counter link...
Me and a bunch of other physics PhD students in Brisbane, were in an office on the end of our building, so it caught a lot of sun through the window and on the external wall.
Consequently it was bloody hot, and there was no airconditioning. As a joke (well, it works for physicists) I put a sign on the office door: "WARNING: High levels of thermal radiation!", which is physics for "It's hot".

A month or so later, we got around to asking why the cleaners had stopped empying our wastepaper bin.

(haberman is singing in the changes, Sat 17 Apr 2004, 19:43, archived)
# Circuit Bending...
man that is cool, I'm gonna have to find the most innocent kids speaking toy and Bend it's circuits.
(sirhiss, Sat 17 Apr 2004, 22:30, archived)
# skating dog
by far tops all else

lack of games made me sad, however
oh, well
ho hum
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Sun 18 Apr 2004, 0:40, archived)
# The robots were lovely :)
And from there I discovered the rest of Tomsk's genius!
I really fancy that egg now aswell... mmmmm goooo
(I helped save b3ta! DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Sun 18 Apr 2004, 19:25, archived)
# The recent newsletters
seem to be matching my life completely, in an uncanny way. Firstly there was Rob's request for a bullet with his name on it, then the wanking robot, now the request for a genetically engineered midget giraffe.

It just so happens that I'm a firearm-owning, DNA scientist, working with robots all day.
If next weeks newsletter has a request for pictures of a tiny cock then I'll know he's stalking me.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkboy, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:29, archived)
# sort of related
but the same day i thought about making a piece of music using soundrec sounds it appeared in the newsletter. i also tried a spot of circuit bending a few weeks ago. spent £5 on a toy keyboard then smashed it to shit with a soldering iron. great fun.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:14, archived)
# Ah, but
I literally sent Rob the bullet with his name on it. So na na na na na
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 8:15, archived)
# B3taTV
Anyone else think that the paramount "glue" thing is kinda ripped off the b3taTV newsletter?
(TheHorse, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:44, archived)
# These newsletters are getting better
groups.msn.com/_Secure/0QwDdAqgUOchaEF2dxxIF9wqECnJJY8bS685xokzQmkrgxLBF5aCV6!gun0SWae0MQkHX708TmOyGLXxnVXjak8Umfwo!GEWMOJmck71HB88/kubakka.bmp

MODEDIT: not safe for work. you mucky puppy.
(peewee13, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 14:56, archived)
# but it's not real semen!
I got the pic of a site that was promoting OH&S and the inherent dangers of working in a glue factory that had inappropriate safety devices in the machines.




HONESTLY!
(peewee13, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 15:32, archived)
# I doubt anyone will read this
but thanks for including my 'post box or cheese' page.

No offence to your quizzes was meant.
(1, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 21:14, archived)
# It
were inspired

and inspirational
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:35, archived)
# Ha! Reading it so you're wrong. :)
Post box or Cheese made me larf like a loon. Also I got it 100% right, which was nice.
(I helped save b3ta! C-Bean on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 18:31, archived)
# having failed my Latin exam
your quiz restored my faith that despite four years of uni, one brain cell still functions (periodically). I thank you sir
(nabi, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 3:50, archived)
# Top tip for Pulp Fiction guitar
If you want to make your own blender powered
metal axe of death then tie a sock around
the 1 first fret of the guitar.
When you unleash the blender on the guitar
it'll only produce sound from the strings your pressing with your fingers as the rest are muted by the sock.

Just thought you'd want to know.
(cort16, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 10:40, archived)
# know where
the bottle bomb vid is hosted elsewhere? link down for ages :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rob_B, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 13:39, archived)
# Best TOP TIP... Ever.
lol
(MackanZoor, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 21:31, archived)
# There is only one word that can describe all the newsletters, especially this one:
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Greenbat, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 15:01, archived)