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# This time you pressed 'Post'
with a different hand because your using the other hand to masturbate over donkey porn?
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:29, archived)
# best answer ever
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:29, archived)
# close
but no banana
(falic, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:30, archived)
# so you were
just rubbing your nullo-hole then?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:32, archived)
# ok
everyone got their collective rats out... didnt realise people got so unfriendly here! :(
(falic, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:35, archived)
# Calm down dear!
It's a messageboard. We're actually very friendly people :)
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:36, archived)
# please don't whine
nobody called you a cunt
or told you to stick it up your arse
grow some thicker skin
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:37, archived)
# TJ - Sorry
to interrupt. Lo Mog, I'm moving back up Brinsley/Eastwood way in a couple of weeks. You got a pitchfork I can borrow ?
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:30, archived)
# Hello there!
My commiserations. I wish you good luck. Make sure you don't go out after dark! How come you're subjecting yourself to that place again?

Sadly my pitchfork is out of commission. It got bent when I murdered some of the locals the day I moved away.
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:34, archived)
# Well
it's just up the road from Eastwood technically, in a little village called Smalley. It looks even more LOCAL than old Brinners but is supposed to be "up market" so maybe get a silver plated pitchfork made up.

Yeah, have no choice, the "Master" has just bought a cottage up there you see......
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:37, archived)
# Splendid!
Is this the place? Looks nice! I'd say no pitchfork required. Try to avoid Heanor though :)
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:47, archived)
# That
is the very same place Sir. I've been through Heanor once or twice, you just need to keep the car windows locked and you're okay. Oh yes and me and a friend once walked in on a massive NF meeting at the Red Lion once.

V.scary indeed....ta for the advice
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:52, archived)
# I look forward to
the dinner invitation once you're settled in ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:55, archived)
# Roight you are
moi dearieo ! :)
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:03, archived)