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# ooh how about this improved version???
can you spot the difference?
(falic, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:26, archived)
# the title of your post is different?
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:27, archived)
# nope
try again
(falic, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:27, archived)
# it now says the world worst agony aunt.
Excuse me for being blunt, but was that really worth a second post?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:29, archived)
# not really no.
good lunchtime peoples, what we all eating today?
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:30, archived)
# dunno.
*wanders off to shop*
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:31, archived)
# Monster Munch!
I'm in heaven...

*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:32, archived)
# Pickled Onion flavour?
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:35, archived)
# Unfortunately not today
I had to make do with roast beef.

very nice in that chemically sort of way still tho
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:37, archived)
# Shame.
Still, it's better than *gasp* no Monster Munch at all...
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:38, archived)
# ...
I remember when they were biggerer.
(Auntie Vera, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:41, archived)
# Cheese sandwich
An apple.

And in a minute I'm off to get a haircut if the barbers open on a Monday.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:34, archived)
# A roast beef sandwich
made with beef I cooked last night - mmm yummy, and rare too!
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:34, archived)
# what else do i do?
im new to all this b3ta malarkey
(falic, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:31, archived)
# Make something new and different.
If you post the same image with only subtle changes it can get tedious. Use your discretion. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:32, archived)
# Deidre's skin
is an even worse match for Dre's face?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:27, archived)
# haha no.. clue:
look at the writing at the bottom... (duh)
(falic, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:28, archived)
# This time you pressed "Post"
with a different hand because your using the other hand to masturbate over donkey porn?
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:29, archived)
# best answer ever
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:29, archived)
# close
but no banana
(falic, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:30, archived)
# so you were
just rubbing your nullo-hole then?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:32, archived)
# ok
everyone got their collective rats out... didnt realise people got so unfriendly here! :(
(falic, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:35, archived)
# Calm down dear!
It's a messageboard. We're actually very friendly people :)
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:36, archived)
# please don't whine
nobody called you a cunt
or told you to stick it up your arse
grow some thicker skin
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:37, archived)
# TJ - Sorry
to interrupt. Lo Mog, I'm moving back up Brinsley/Eastwood way in a couple of weeks. You got a pitchfork I can borrow ?
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:30, archived)
# Hello there!
My commiserations. I wish you good luck. Make sure you don't go out after dark! How come you're subjecting yourself to that place again?

Sadly my pitchfork is out of commission. It got bent when I murdered some of the locals the day I moved away.
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:34, archived)
# Well
it's just up the road from Eastwood technically, in a little village called Smalley. It looks even more LOCAL than old Brinners but is supposed to be "up market" so maybe get a silver plated pitchfork made up.

Yeah, have no choice, the "Master" has just bought a cottage up there you see......
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:37, archived)
# Splendid!
Is this the place? Looks nice! I'd say no pitchfork required. Try to avoid Heanor though :)
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:47, archived)
# That
is the very same place Sir. I've been through Heanor once or twice, you just need to keep the car windows locked and you're okay. Oh yes and me and a friend once walked in on a massive NF meeting at the Red Lion once.

V.scary indeed....ta for the advice
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:52, archived)
# I look forward to
the dinner invitation once you're settled in ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:55, archived)
# Roight you are
moi dearieo ! :)
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 13:03, archived)
# hahaha
'Dear Dr.Dre, my girlfriend has been acting funny, not taking my calls and staying out late and not coming home. What should I do?'

Dr.Dre: 'Well this is a sensitive issue with many things to consider. Mostly I would beat her bitch ass black and blue then demand to know who the ho is fucking with.'

Next?
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:29, archived)
# well considering it dr dre
the beating is halway done...

/racial coat
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:30, archived)
# reposting teensy alterations
within minutes of the original
should really be done in the original thread
rather than a new one
otherwise people get annoyed
and become unfluffy
and call you a masher
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 12:31, archived)