Not fat enoughWhat with the sprog on the way and all... (Ha ha ha! Mother's gonna get stretch marks! Mother's gonna get stretch marks! etc.)
/not very nice
More importantly, Mother will get several months paid b3ternaty leave, thus enabling her to spend even more time here than usual.
(/not very nice
More importantly, Mother will get several months paid b3ternaty leave, thus enabling her to spend even more time here than usual.
TV's Nosemonkey,
Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:19,
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:(I've got anti stretchmark cream and crossed fingers.
As I don't work anyway, I don't get maternity leave, sadly. I like the idea of being paid to do nowt.
(As I don't work anyway, I don't get maternity leave, sadly. I like the idea of being paid to do nowt.
mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior,
Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:21,
archived)