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# Dees freds is bangin man... bangin!

Biggify

* sorry, absolutely NO hummus today
(I helped save b3ta! TooMuch2AM, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:03, archived)
# The sad thing is
that the shell suit probably cost about £200
and the trainers £150.

But yes, his mum definitely did the hair.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:07, archived)
# but it is 'burberry'
ie psuedo burberry
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:10, archived)
# BSc
Are new things just happening to you all the time?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:10, archived)
# Changed it briefly
for that 'b3tasize' post down there *points*
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:14, archived)
# Ohhhhhhhhhh!
I get it now, i thought you were saying "Look it works - the turing machine CAN make an omlete"

Silly me!
(pleasedeletemeplease, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:19, archived)
# Look...I drew you!


it’s a dubious honour.

*goes back to hiding in the bushes in front of your house*
(Jimmy the Moonlight, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:11, archived)
# Aw! Bless you!
That am lovely! I will put that on my website and credit you and everything :)
Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:13, archived)
# Not fat enough
What with the sprog on the way and all... (Ha ha ha! Mother's gonna get stretch marks! Mother's gonna get stretch marks! etc.)

/not very nice

More importantly, Mother will get several months paid b3ternaty leave, thus enabling her to spend even more time here than usual.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:19, archived)
# :(
I've got anti stretchmark cream and crossed fingers.
As I don't work anyway, I don't get maternity leave, sadly. I like the idea of being paid to do nowt.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:21, archived)
# my favourite chav of all time.
Joint first with these:
chavs!
and not forgetting myself:
Me!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:09, archived)
# is that really you?



you fucking cacker :)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:11, archived)
# Yup. Dessed to impress.
Whats a cacker anyhoo?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:13, archived)
# it's a bournemouth word for chav
along with mushty
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:14, archived)
# nice.
You from Bournemouth then?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:15, archived)
# indeed
i am, *sunny* bournemouth
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:17, archived)
# that am brill
(I helped save b3ta! Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:10, archived)