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# no it might be
it has a weird mouth and eyes. probably a reject from the battery farm.
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:17, archived)
# Extra crunchy..
..but with a spicy kick that lacerates your throat
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:18, archived)
# Destined for
Morley's or Favourite then
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:20, archived)
# You're right
it has no beak - the rumour was true

too many feathers, mind
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:19, archived)
# No beak?
How does it smell? etc...
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:20, archived)
# Alaska?
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:24, archived)
# it's got
green pus oozing out of it's chest

proof positive
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:20, archived)
# So what rumour's this?
that KFC chickens are bred with no beaks? i heard the no feathers one but that's kinda sick!! i'm get the flamethrower...
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:21, archived)
# It was an email hoax
circa 1997, I think I have it on a floppy archived with all my old mail somewhere, apparently KFC sued people over it
(, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:23, archived)