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# Plain old scary Tropical cockage


with a neatly cut lawn
(tezdude, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:12, archived)
# that's no Cock.
It's a mansize Rooster!

/supergrass
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:13, archived)
# If a dollar was a chicken
would the chicken be evil?
In this case, yes.
Woo!
(the funky gibbon, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:14, archived)
# How the hell did you get here, semi-naked in somebody else's room!
He wants your babies...
(tezdude, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:15, archived)
# I don't understand the words that are coming out of your mouth,
but I do know that the words are scaring me.
(the funky gibbon, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:20, archived)
# He's an angry cock.
Woo to the hair extensions.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:16, archived)
# That one is destined for KFC

no can't be this one has a beak ect ect
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:16, archived)
# no it might be
it has a weird mouth and eyes. probably a reject from the battery farm.
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:17, archived)
# Extra crunchy..
..but with a spicy kick that lacerates your throat
(tezdude, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:18, archived)
# Destined for
Morley's or Favourite then
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:20, archived)
# You're right
it has no beak - the rumour was true

too many feathers, mind
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:19, archived)
# No beak?
How does it smell? etc...
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:20, archived)
# Alaska?
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:24, archived)
# it's got
green pus oozing out of it's chest

proof positive
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:20, archived)
# So what rumour's this?
that KFC chickens are bred with no beaks? i heard the no feathers one but that's kinda sick!! i'm get the flamethrower...
(tezdude, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:21, archived)
# It was an email hoax
circa 1997, I think I have it on a floppy archived with all my old mail somewhere, apparently KFC sued people over it
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:23, archived)