
I'm hungover, I've ran out of cigarettes, I'm skint, I've got a tongue dryer than Ghandi's flip-flop and I'm sitting at work, taking shit off of people over the phone. The last one to do that got transferred to a number that I found in a telephone box 'Sweet 18 yr, new' it said. Hope she takes American Express for the sake of the customer.
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Sat 9 Mar 2002, 4:43,
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transfer moaning clients to local brothels.

Well, anyone here who has an Amex card, just try getting through on the customer service line. 0800 700777 and ask for extension 55063 I'd love that. Then I can transfer you to the local whore.
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Sat 9 Mar 2002, 5:08,
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