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# because her* sex life is tearing her apart

*gender chosen at random, against the best wishes of biologists everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:17, archived)
# it looks more like a man to me
I'm a zoologist and I dont give a fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:20, archived)
# tis rather sad
that you don't give a fuck.


So many people go without them lately.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:24, archived)
# hmmm
I have been working to hard at uni.
(only 4 weeks left)
will have to get out later .
Good thing I'm a lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:28, archived)
# I hate that about ladies.
You can get it anytime you desire.

Unless... of course, you look like THIS

NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:31, archived)
# you're also a giant bunny
tell us a story, giant bunny!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:25, archived)
# yes please!!!

*sits indian-style and waits*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:28, archived)
# Sorry I'm too sleepy.
If you want to have nightmares go visit the library of moria and read the ringwrathe section.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 23:47, archived)