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# I
wouldn't think of Nemo at a time like that!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:27, archived)
# That ain't Nemo...
it's his father - Marlin

/pedant

Excuse me - my friends and nephews force me to watch it constantly
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:29, archived)
# I wasn't aware i did a gig recently..





My name's John Squire
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:30, archived)
# Actually,
was last month but I've not posted in a while and forgot about my name....

So, you're John Squire are ya? Do you remember taking the piss out my pal outside the Carling Academy in Glasgow? Or would you be a different, yet just as interesting John?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:33, archived)
# Unfortunately different
and no where near as interesting.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:34, archived)
# Damn
Ah well, there goes my claim to fame...
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:35, archived)
# Well you could say you spoke to John Squire
But never say which one, sounds like a plan.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:37, archived)
# Can I call you a twunt too?
Then I can say I've been rude to John Squire...

(don't worry - I won't mean it...)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:42, archived)
# Feel free
everyone else does


*cries*
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:47, archived)
# Ok..
TWUNT!

*passes a tissue to John Squire*

Right, I feel better now. Off to write my ghastly essay for uni on The Longitudinal Care of a patient with rheumatoid arthritis... Oh joy...
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:52, archived)
# see
I told you I wasn't thinking of those orangey fishy things...

Fish fingers... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:31, archived)