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# All my children shal wear chastity belts
until their 40th birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:53, archived)
# if only your mum
had the same policy
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:54, archived)
# sadly there's probably somewhere
you can get little kiddie chastity belts !
first one to find site wins a dish of pan fried placenta
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:57, archived)
# Urgh!!
I think I'll sell mine to some sick twat who likes that sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 11:59, archived)
# there's a lot of demand for it
and a lot to be paid for it by all accounts,
keep breeding, you may never have to work again
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:01, archived)
# Doesn't some eejit company
make placenta face cream?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:02, archived)
# if your placenta's got a face
It'd be worth a fortune
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:04, archived)
# This place does
www.milaskincare.com/products.html

I shudder at the face mask idea.
Don't babies come out all wrinkly and horrible anyway?
(the funky gibbon, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 12:08, archived)