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# My Latest Project


For those of you who don't know, the new rail franchise in East England has been named 'one' and the trains painted in awful colours. Their official website is at www.onerailway.com.

I work for the Railway, and I have yet to meet 'one' person who likes the new name or colours. I have built a website which is a parody of 'one' at:

www.ineedmorecustomers.com/onerailway

Links open in New Window for your comfort and convenience

In building the site I have used one image which was created by another b3ta user. Credit has been given in the alt text, but if that user objects to the image being used please contact me using the email address on the site and I will remove it.

[edit] Disclaimer now added to the site, just in case...
(I helped save b3ta! Amos E Wolfe makes vinyl signs and things like that, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 7:59, archived)
# Rail-tastic
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:01, archived)
# Most inappropriate name for a rail company is First
who took over from Arriva up here this year. Considering the consistent delays, it's unlikely their trains will be First to anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:06, archived)
# haha - the text is actually wuite funny
how long did you spend typing it...
(DrNibdy, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:15, archived)
# About
Four hours, on and off.

Most of that was spent doing the layout, copying files, and downloading a copy of of Teleport Pro so I could download a local copy of the "official" website.

I seem to be better at this sort of thing in the early hours of the morning, (3am onwards). I have been up all night because I am on night shift this week and tonight is my night off.
(I helped save b3ta! Amos E Wolfe makes vinyl signs and things like that, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:21, archived)
# Am i the only one that likes the new train colours then? :D
Whoo look at all the pretty colours :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:15, archived)
# Look at
the "Answers" section, right at the bottom. Maybe that's where they got the idea from.

'one' Railways - your all gay

100% of fact!
(I helped save b3ta! Amos E Wolfe makes vinyl signs and things like that, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:23, archived)
# Oh my, that's very funny...
when a "one" train hits the buffers......hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:39, archived)
# Very good
Hope they don't cane you for breach of copyright though....
(I helped save b3ta! Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:30, archived)
# I hope not too
I have added a disclaimer just in case. It stopped Google from suing Booble, so it should be enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Amos E Wolfe makes vinyl signs and things like that, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:48, archived)
# Whatever the question, 'one' is the answer.
Woo to that.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:39, archived)