I'm assuming the phones are afflicted by
little ants who eat all the little speaker cones and infiltrate the exchanges but the t'interweb scares them a bit so they don't go there
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Dill,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:05,
archived)
wise words, Dill
wise words indeed
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JcmS,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:06,
archived)
that's not something I hear
very often
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Dill,
Wed 21 Apr 2004, 10:09,
archived)