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# I
have highly trained balls
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:01, archived)
# Impressive
most impressive
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:02, archived)
# although
I really meant woke up next to someone who had been set on fire and put out with a shovel. not actually gnawing off limbs.



The other trick is to conceal a bottle of vodka under the pillow. when you wake, immediately down the vodka before looking at anything. Hey presto, they are just as sttractive as they were when you pulled them after 12 pints of nasty.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:04, archived)