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# You wouldn't....

.....would you?
(pengon, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:51, archived)
# deja woo?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:52, archived)
# not
with yours! tea-heheheh
(ad, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:52, archived)
# She's....
...not a natural blonde
(pengon, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:53, archived)
# collars
and cuffs....?
(Boomshanka, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:59, archived)
# tea?
yes please... but not with one of them "bag" things - I would like it propper. Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:54, archived)
# and
someone else pushing.....
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:56, archived)
# I only bloody would
*fwap*

/edit with a paper bag or from behind
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:52, archived)
# behind sounds like the only safe options
.... and for godsake man, DOUBLE BAG IT!
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:56, archived)
# Maybe a jiffy bag
Would be in order
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:57, archived)
# and
order the taxi in advance - if you woke up next to that, you'd have to gnaw off your arm to escape, AND gnaw off your other arm so you never did it again....




which I have done. possibly.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:58, archived)
# if you did
they how are you typing now?
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:59, archived)
# I
have highly trained balls
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:01, archived)
# Impressive
most impressive
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:02, archived)
# although
I really meant woke up next to someone who had been set on fire and put out with a shovel. not actually gnawing off limbs.



The other trick is to conceal a bottle of vodka under the pillow. when you wake, immediately down the vodka before looking at anything. Hey presto, they are just as sttractive as they were when you pulled them after 12 pints of nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:04, archived)
# surly
with one of those head dobbers?
(ad, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:01, archived)
# holy
mother of GOD!

(8-Ball, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:53, archived)
# ...
wouldnt take much alcohol im sure
(Mr_Rense, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:55, archived)
# *sigh*
Probably, yeah...

w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:56, archived)
# Sunshine Elephant Would.
Tj!
Is madsquirrels.com a b3tans site? because my new trackback deeley has that site as lkinking to a blog post of mine :)
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:57, archived)
# Am I
getting the hang of potatoshop yet? Advice appreciated
(pengon, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:01, archived)
# Definitely.
I see no seams. No really, I don't :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:02, archived)
# it's very good!
the angle of the head in the two source pics doesn't quite match is the only (small) thing. you could (if you wanted) try using the perspective tool(edit -- transform -- perspective) to make the face look more angled forwards to match the hair
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:04, archived)
# Boobs ...
*fwap*
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*fwap*
(Zed Smith, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:00, archived)