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# kippers
lots and lots of kippers. Why else did the Ewoks want to help him so much?

Lazy tree-hugging sods.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 19:53, archived)
# i have always liked to
believe that the ewoks were a rather industrious race, work hard, party hard, kill the empire's elite very very quickly, ect.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 19:56, archived)
# Well then you don't know the truth...
Fuckin Midget hippies of space, that lot!

*tries Jedi mind trick*

You will send me money and Kippers!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 19:59, archived)
# *sends money and kippers*
actually, i was just arguing a point i did not beleive, only someone on a total drug based headfuck would think that c3p0 is a god. therefore they must be hippies, or teenage midgets on acid.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:02, archived)
# hmm...
delving more deeply perhaps their obsession with C3P0 was rooted in money, as if Lucas was likening the ewoks to Americans, and Han Solo, and the bunch are like Europe, with us little nonces coming in only at the last becase we saw dollar signs...

Because as we all know Star Wars is just WW2 in space.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 20:06, archived)