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# his Ex is red
ie, a red ex.

Had one of them once. Then the sunburn went down...
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# Did
she fall asleep under a sunbed? Or drown in some Dulux Crimson Tide?
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# both
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# Actually
she fell asleep on the beach. i would have rolled her over or woken her up or something, but i was asleep too. (I didn't burn 'cos I'm a cheeky get and have dark skin anyway hahaha)
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 22:50, archived)