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# ::nodding furtively
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:31, archived)
# Reciprocating
(furtively)
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:32, archived)
# pretending i never said anything about a joke i didn't get
furtively
(pleasedeletemeplease, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:33, archived)
# ill tell ya
if you have 'da rude stuff'
if not, just play along

/snicker

/edit OOKIE, scroll down to the other post
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:35, archived)
# N N N N N N
NNNIIIICCCCCEEEEE OOOONNNNEEEE BBBBBRRRRUUUUUVVVVVOOOOOOORRRRRRR!!!!
(pleasedeletemeplease, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:40, archived)
# I said,
NNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCEEEEEE ONE.

*slams down phone*

Twat.

/HumanTraffic
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:41, archived)
# Correct
2 points
(pleasedeletemeplease, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:44, archived)
# My favouritest film ever.
100% of FACT. Tis normally used to get me and mates in the party mood before going out.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:50, archived)
# Great ain't it?
trouble is my girlfriend had a bad experience with that film, some dodgy pills and an (imaginary) gorilla... so she can't stand watching it (she literally throws up if it comes on) which limits the amount of times i can view it some what
(pleasedeletemeplease, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:55, archived)
# How bizarre.
I have several other reasons to love it, also involving a girl (who I am now seeing), she came round and we were watching and became somewhat distracted. I'll spare everyone details but it makes my memories even fonder.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:59, archived)
# if she did the same things that the gorilla tried to do
you were in luck
(pleasedeletemeplease, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:02, archived)
# Bloody hell,
if you are suggesting what I think you are suggesting I'm strangely aroused extremely disturbed. No pills for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:04, archived)
# it was repatedly trying....
.....to sit on peoples laps, when i say repeatedly, apparently this started in the club, and didn't finish until she woke up in the morning
(pleasedeletemeplease, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:08, archived)
# See,
thats where government anti-drug campaigns fail, they never mention stuff like that, only that your dick will shrivel and you may suffer memory loss. No one gives a toss because its already inevitable but gorillas... another story entirely.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:11, archived)
# I dont
really get da rude stuff thing because it was rife on the board the day I came back after a weekend at home so I think I missed it. Was it the subject of some sign bandwagonage?
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:40, archived)