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# Speedy?
He's in, early doors
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:23, archived)
# I see.
You'll have to forgive me. I forget that the intermeweb still works even if my computer is turned off.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:25, archived)
# ?
I'm going for a Ronglish conversion
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:27, archived)
# We were going to try and get Oxford Brookes to award him an honourary degree for services to English
I suppose now we can make it a double and bolt a Masters in Race Relations too
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:29, archived)
# He
might be a cock of the highest order, but you still can't beat "so he popped up, back stick, little eyebrows, nodded it in" as a piece of commentary. Fucking genius. Give him a Ph.D on top. make it in sheepskin coat studies.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:36, archived)
# his commentry is still the thing of legends though

(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:44, archived)
# My
point precisely, my dear chap. a WOO for big Ron challenging the boundaries of linguistics :)
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:46, archived)
# hahaha
so wonderfully put
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:49, archived)
# Ah! Now I get it. *slaps forehead*
yesterday, one of my cow-orkers came scuttling in with your picture of Diego/man from Fantasy Island. She'd put the words "Get well soon you fucking cheat" on it and tried to claim credit. I told her to piss off.

Thought you might want to know :)
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:32, archived)
# BURN HER!!
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:34, archived)
# Certainly sir.
*sets up complex trap in cow-orkers office involving lighter fluid, matches, a piece of string and cake*
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:37, archived)
# /deletes post

It was his own idea, guvnor
(, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 9:38, archived)