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# And strangers
touching your babybump
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:35, archived)
# I'm going to teach it to kick people who do that.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:37, archived)
# that'll only encourage them...
"awww its kicking..."

try smearing marmite all over said bump, no-one'll lay a palm on you then.*

*may cause unwanted canine attention

(Elusive Squirrel, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:43, archived)
# Arf!
Yay for Norwich and Delia Smith :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:46, archived)