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(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:25, archived)
# Mr Piles has a sphincter like mouth
W/y/h

TJ:

BBC News World Edition front page has listed as one of the top stories:

"Muslim leaders criticize US".

Incredible. Who would have thought eh?

What's next?

"British Rail Network is pants - it's official"
"Tony Blair suspected of not telling the complete truth"
"B3ta found to be cause of UK's massive slump in GDP"


(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:26, archived)
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More news just in:



I was going to do one of these everyday but I had a meeting first thing and now can't be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:28, archived)
# heh heh heh :)
mine!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:30, archived)
# *SPANG!*
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:36, archived)
# Ouch!
Apparently I have that to look forward to :(
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:30, archived)
# Heh,
could be worse. My future niece is in the breach position at the mo.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:31, archived)
# stand your sister on her head
it may help.
(BadgerPirate, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:33, archived)
# Ooh, nasty!
Turn it! Turn it hard!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:34, archived)
# side effect of being with bump
woo for jubbly babies.
(BadgerPirate, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:32, archived)
# and varicose veins
back ache


and possible pissing yourself
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:32, archived)
#



/runs off for a pregnancy check
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:40, archived)
# dont forget the possibilty of a nice
breach birth or the oh so fun uterine prolaps
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:42, archived)
# makes me wanna rush out and make a baby right this minute*

*probable lie
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:47, archived)
# and your teeth rotting
and driving a f*ckin mpv with a f*ckin "baby on board' (or even worse "little person on board") sign in the back

/ as you were
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:42, archived)
# wou are a negative armadillo.
Or perhaps "Cynical Armadillo" would suit
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:45, archived)
# have to drive through
school run twunts every morning,

in my day we walked to school....on our hands..cos we couldn't afford shoes.....etc
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:47, archived)
# And strangers
touching your babybump
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:35, archived)
# I'm going to teach it to kick people who do that.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:37, archived)
# that'll only encourage them...
"awww its kicking..."

try smearing marmite all over said bump, no-one'll lay a palm on you then.*

*may cause unwanted canine attention

(Elusive Squirrel, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:43, archived)
# Arf!
Yay for Norwich and Delia Smith :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 12:46, archived)