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# 'step up to red alert'

'Sir, are you absolutely sure, it does mean changing the lightbulb!'

.....
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:01, archived)
# hee hee
the only way to get through this is with a sense of pride, a sense of dignity and wherever possible, a sensible haircut
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:02, archived)
# let me see
thermos, animal print jigsaw, dandruff comb, triple thick condoms because you never know......
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:04, archived)
# Smoke me a kipper, skipper
I'll be back for breakfast!
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:05, archived)
# i can't throw! i throw like a dork
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:08, archived)
# i'm so excited all six of my nipples are tingling!
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:09, archived)
# you can't have my shiny thing
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:09, archived)
# and when i twist this one

i get radio 2
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:12, archived)
# this is mine,
this is mine, this bit over here is mine.. all this is mine


except that bit. I dont want that bit.
(Fantastic Mr Porter is bored, and wishes it was, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:15, archived)
# Wow, imagine making love to a woman with six breasts...
Imagine making love to a woman...
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:10, archived)
# Rimmer, I am NOT
pished
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:09, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
white hole is the best ever episode

'i've never seen one before, noone has...'
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:10, archived)
#
/is impressed that summat got the Episode just from that one line...
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:12, archived)
# like i said
FAR too much red dwarf watching
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:13, archived)
# Are you sure?
I think that's actually a contradiction in terms...
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:17, archived)
# i reckon i could name any episode from 1 line
(does that count as too much?)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:18, archived)
# No
Never too much!
How about "The ultimate test - pot noodle!"
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:30, archived)
# demons and angels
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:33, archived)
# It's got a foot the size of a surfboard!
Edit: very good on the last one :)
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:34, archived)
# thanks for the memory
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:36, archived)
# Two erskib please
You're bloody good at this!
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:40, archived)
# backwards
yeah i know
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:43, archived)
# I'm fine thank you Susan!
(last one)
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:50, archived)
# stumped
aaaaah!
white hole again
they use kryten to get through the doors
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:57, archived)
# That confirms it
you truely are the Red Dwarf Master!

Congratulations, here's your crown \|||/
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:01, archived)
# thanks
:)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:02, archived)
# is it not
"three triple thick condoms, just in case!"
(steve0, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:07, archived)
# thats the shortest name
i believe youve ever adorn
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:04, archived)