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# Eep
And there I was thinking all they wanted to do was slobber all over my crotch (I've had some bad experiences with dogs, don't ask)
Nice blobby dog, that, woo.
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:02, archived)
# i was attacked by my cousin's labrador puppy (which was pretty much adult size at the time)
"it's only playing" they said, so i said "how often do you play "bite my scalp" with your puppy", it got put down eventually
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:04, archived)
# it wanted
brains! i tell you BRAINS!!!
(waikiki, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:05, archived)
# Spicy brains?
They're the best sort.
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 22:10, archived)