St. George !What a TIT !
Problem: Dragons tromping about the countryside eating the odd virgin.
St. Georges Solution: Kill the dragon.
Impact: Dragons now extinct.
Correct Solution: Deflower the virgins.
Impact: Eternal gratitude of virgins,
dragons modify diet to ensure survival of species
(with training and the addition of some flavouring and a few trace elements and vitamins they could be trained to eat traffic wardens ?)
(Problem: Dragons tromping about the countryside eating the odd virgin.
St. Georges Solution: Kill the dragon.
Impact: Dragons now extinct.
Correct Solution: Deflower the virgins.
Impact: Eternal gratitude of virgins,
dragons modify diet to ensure survival of species
(with training and the addition of some flavouring and a few trace elements and vitamins they could be trained to eat traffic wardens ?)
The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !,
Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:05,
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Arf!Although I'm fairly sure even with additional flavouring the traffic wardens would still leave a bad taste in Trogdor's mouth.
(
Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely,
Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:41,
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Better thanCouncil Tax Collectors
though.
(Would people who work in Call Centres become the Dragon food equivalent of Battery Chickens ?)
(though.
(Would people who work in Call Centres become the Dragon food equivalent of Battery Chickens ?)
The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !,
Fri 23 Apr 2004, 8:49,
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