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# Ah Mr Burns has a lot to answer for
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:50, archived)
# Yeah, his poetry's shit!
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:52, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:55, archived)
# He certainly does
NING!


"Smithers, have the rolling stones killed"
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:52, archived)
# 'ning
My poor James is going into surgery as we speak to have his quadricep tendon sewn back to his knee - so I'm a bit nervous this morning
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:56, archived)
# *passes valium*

how did he missplace his tendon in the first place
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:57, archived)
# He twisted it running after some kids who were
trying the door handle of our car. Ran off the curb only to pop his tendon on landing (big ouchie)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:59, archived)
# nice vision

is he o.k. with us running away to New Zealand?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:00, archived)
# As long as he gets all the bed to himself and I send him half the profits
as well as come home every time he wants a cup of tea. =)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:06, archived)
# i think it can be arranged
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:07, archived)
# Ning!
Happy St George's day, imperial dog-eater...meet you at Hadrian's Wall after school. You're going to get a doing.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:58, archived)
# i don't think there's any need for violence

could we not just wait for the conker season old chap?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 9:59, archived)
# Pfft
I'll see your conker and raise you a broadsword...oh, who am I kidding, I couldn't fight my way out of a wet paper bag.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:01, archived)
# i'll see your broadsword
and raise you a very sharp Batleth
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Fri 23 Apr 2004, 10:03, archived)