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[challenge entry] Trotsky found that after his Theory of the Permanent Revolution had proven true
- helped by the fact that Stalin has spontaneously combusted after eating a goat kebab he now had too much time on his hands.

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(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 11:08, archived)
# Maybe he should be drawing an ice pick.
Too much Lenin and Stalin on this board. Need more Trotsky. Your pic is good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 11:12, archived)
# Well being as his arch enemy Stalin had sponteously combusted
then the ice pick incident never occurred.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 11:14, archived)
# Ooh sounds like an alternate reality to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 11:25, archived)
# Well the whole idea of the Communists winning the Cold War
is an alternate reality really. In my opinion without the likes of Lenin and Trotsky the Stalinists (to give them their correct term rather than Communists) had no real intentions of winning the Cold War. Stalin only ever believed in Mother Russia and it's dictatorship, rather like Hitler believed in the dictatorship of Germany over the world, and like all dictatorships they either self destruct or the people overthrow the dictators.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 11:41, archived)
# or...
dubya and bliar intervene...
(Joey[kins], Sat 24 Apr 2004, 12:10, archived)
# Yep.
Stalin was too busy killing his own people without having to worry about killing americans.
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 12:16, archived)
# i like that muchly

Did you need any of my organs yesterday?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 11:18, archived)
# No it seems we have a good supply
- for now Mmmmmmuuurrhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 11:20, archived)
# good
because my liver needs drying out first
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 11:22, archived)
# Well soaked is it?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 11:24, archived)
# not recently

but it has been known to be
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 11:25, archived)
# Just checking to see which organ you are talking about.
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 11:31, archived)