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# Go all A-Team on it
and build a nuclear tank out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 23:38, archived)
# i second
soup it up HARD
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 23:38, archived)
# You are still here?
*Gropes and runs off*
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 23:44, archived)
# i come and go
it upsets the ladies, but hey

don't run off
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 23:45, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Very funny.
you Wont get away with that kind of thing with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 23:47, archived)
# sorry dearie
i'll try and hold it all in ;)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 23:48, archived)
# As you should
I'm not going to all that effort for nothing.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 23:49, archived)
# now that you've groped me, do i have to send you a jelly pic?
not sure of the protocol
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 23:51, archived)
# Eww
that could be nasty.
*banishes mental image of summat and jelly*
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 23:53, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
not THAT kind of pic


*puts clothes back on*
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 23:54, archived)
# :(
And I was enjoying the veiw.
ah well
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 23:56, archived)
# ahhh i see
it's ok as long as i don't get the jelly out
what about marmite?

*smears*
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 23:58, archived)
# *Slaps Summat*
Never ever ever ever.
Yuck.
You can sleep with mostly tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 0:00, archived)
# but he smells
and he wets the bed.
and not with wee wee either
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 0:01, archived)
# Fine
Go wash that filth off and I'll make room for you in here
*moves over*
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 0:02, archived)
# k
*gets in shower*
*has horrid 'psycho was on tv the other day' flashback*
*runs to bed*
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 0:04, archived)
# Argh
your soggy
get out and dry yourself NOW!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 0:05, archived)
# do you know how long fur takes to dry?
*blow drys*
i'm gonna look like a pompom now
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 0:07, archived)
# Fur?
Noone mentioned fur?
*gets out waxing kit*
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 0:08, archived)
# eeeeeeep!
i'd end up like
this poor fella
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 0:10, archived)
# Oh no
Not an all over wax just your back if it needs it.
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 0:11, archived)
# uuuurrgggh
hairy back
*retches*
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Sun 25 Apr 2004, 0:12, archived)
# A nuclear tank? Running P166 MMX?
errmmm....

I had thought of stringing the monitor (14"!) up by the un-detachable cable and playing conkers with it against a shovel,... would it explode?
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 23:40, archived)
# Hollow out the monitor
and make a bird table out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 23:41, archived)
# find out!
use the keyboard as the other conker
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 23:41, archived)
# I once
Flattened an aluminium softball bat on a monitor. The old ones harder to break because of the thick curved glass. I hit it full pelt, about four times. It only shattered when I poked it with the bat-end.
/boring anecdote
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 23:44, archived)
# baseball bats are dangerous
once smacked myself in the jaw with a wooden one - I was trying to break a car window with it and it bounced back harder than i swung it

(also boring anecdote. although funny when you consider that it was my car that i'd locked the keys in and thus couldn't get into the house to get the spare keys...)
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 23:47, archived)
# Glass has such personality swings.
One minute it'll take heavy impact, the next it goes to pieces.
/boring semi-joke
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Sat 24 Apr 2004, 23:49, archived)
# Yeah, mind yourself with monitors ...
They are a vacuum tube so will implode when they go. Yes, it's not as bad as an explosion, but it's get shards of glass everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Sat 24 Apr 2004, 23:47, archived)