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[challenge entry] It's what he would have wanted

Mornin' ladies... drunk.
Look the original film poster is this poor.
I know you don't believe me, but it is... really.

From the Straight to video challenge. See all 725 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 7 Sep 2002, 0:20, archived)
# That
made me piss...........hurrah!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 7 Sep 2002, 0:21, archived)
# Hurrah
A large bottle of some orange stuff made me pissed. (burp)
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 7 Sep 2002, 0:27, archived)
# Does Fanta do that to you then?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Mercury, Sat 7 Sep 2002, 0:30, archived)
# nah
flash orange
(minoltion, Sat 7 Sep 2002, 0:31, archived)
# Fanta is damn fine
Just depends what you put in it...

Anyway, it's irn bru. Run out of Guinnless, so I'm reduced to the irn bru. Girders Scotland etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 7 Sep 2002, 0:33, archived)
# ...
that's f**king A!!!
(yorkpete, Sat 7 Sep 2002, 0:27, archived)
# superb!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sat 7 Sep 2002, 0:29, archived)
# I used to work with a chap called Pob.
You never used to drink orange juice at work did ya?...

(Although it was 40% proof)
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 7 Sep 2002, 0:34, archived)
# erm
i suppose i might of, but the chances are remote
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sat 7 Sep 2002, 0:40, archived)
# Does the word "Ponteland" scare you?
I know it scares me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 7 Sep 2002, 0:43, archived)
# nope
pantyland does though
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sat 7 Sep 2002, 1:05, archived)
# Same place
Anyway, being scared is good. I'm scared now. I'm good. No, I'm drunk. No... daamn.

Bugger.
(..and it all started so well)

Chortle.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 7 Sep 2002, 1:37, archived)
# Love it.
Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sat 7 Sep 2002, 0:59, archived)