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# Most
true!
Therefore most
Woo!

(Dr Pob this just makes you look further to find the time, Sat 8 May 2004, 14:34, archived)
# does anyone know
of a virus or worm or something that would:
a) cause ms paint to crash every time i hit 'save' or 'save as' (damnation, i just did a nice little piccy!)
b) cause my internet pages to freeze all the time
and c) stop taskmanager from opening?

I'M GOING CRAZY.
(poodle canoodle, Sat 8 May 2004, 14:37, archived)
# I
get that All the time....it's called a fucked computer...
(mr.BIG I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, Sat 8 May 2004, 14:40, archived)
# I think the cause is...
Microsoft

/hides
(devilstick, Sat 8 May 2004, 14:41, archived)
# try searching for virus on google
if ie closes then I might have some way to help
(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Sat 8 May 2004, 14:44, archived)
# nope
it stays open. i think mr.big is right. it's just relaly annoying as i haven't been able to save any drawings for a week. damnation.
(poodle canoodle, Sat 8 May 2004, 14:47, archived)
# sorry, how rude
ta very muchly anyway.
(poodle canoodle, Sat 8 May 2004, 14:48, archived)
# defragment yr hard drive
(I helped save b3ta! Frank Boff - wandering like a lost soul, Sat 8 May 2004, 14:50, archived)
# err...
how do i do that?
(poodle canoodle, Sat 8 May 2004, 14:52, archived)
# From the start menu:
start - all programs - accessories - system tools - disk defragmenter - defragment (don't bother analysing it)

You should go offline, close all programs and it will take anything from 2 to 10 minutes - the longer it takes, the more spazzed your drive was.

I do it once a week, and it seems to keep everything flowing freely
(I helped save b3ta! Frank Boff - wandering like a lost soul, Sat 8 May 2004, 14:56, archived)
# When a doctor
has no idea what's up with somebody, he/she says "Get plenty of rest and relaxation".

When somebody has no idea what's up with a computer they say "Run scandisk and defrag the hard drive".

Buy D-FRAG, the miracle cure for everything.

(10 MINUTES!!!! You are joking right?)
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 15 May 2004, 2:48, archived)
# I suggest
www.sarc.com
symantec have way too much time on their hands to write about viri
(I helped save b3ta! spuddeh where there's no escape, from the fun!, Sat 8 May 2004, 15:07, archived)