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# STROKE MY BEARD!!!
woo to mesmerising spinny pictu....

*mesmerised*
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:47, archived)
# my beard has just about grown back

after i lopped it off last week
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:48, archived)
# i attempted to grow a beard recently
and discovered i suffer from face alopecia in small unsymetrical regions of my chin :(
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:50, archived)
# hahaha

not me, i tend to be goatiefied all year round, it just annoyed me last week and i chopped it off
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:51, archived)
# ugh
I read that as goatse-fied... no wonder you chopped it off.

I remember face fuzz, hated the whole blinking itchy affair
(Dangermouse., Thu 20 May 2004, 15:00, archived)
# but i was stroking it all last night
ok

*stokes summats beard
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:49, archived)
# nooo!
don't stoke it!


*tries to put out blaze*
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:49, archived)
# ooops
you going to the stoning today?
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:51, archived)
# what stoning?
eh? what?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:52, archived)
# life of brian
fake beard reference
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:55, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
*slow*

he left us.... a shoe!
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:56, archived)
# he was
truly, i remember. i was there.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:50, archived)
# it was a beard stroking orgy, of epic proportions



i'm still a bit moist even now....
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:51, archived)
# eeeeewwwwwww
you dirty old man.

ok i am really leaving now
bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:52, archived)
# bye :)




sorry
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:53, archived)
# byeeeee
lady pony
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:55, archived)