It's official name is:
My Dad is a mediocre singer in a dull, unexciting, middle of the road so called rock band Martin-Paltrow.
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Hankster,
Thu 20 May 2004, 16:55,
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Just as well they didn't name it after her mother...
It would've been ' Miserable po-faced ugly grub eating spazz chops cunt'
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Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem,
Thu 20 May 2004, 16:57,
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