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# Its not funny.


Yeah, so it's not funny, it might not even be good. I was working on it for a little while and it almost killed my laptop. 2 super large bitmaps composited together to make the one picture. I should have coloured the puddles.

Full Image Here
(teclo, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:32, archived)
# unshopped?
im sure I went swimming there
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:34, archived)
# the sewage treatment plant?
..
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:35, archived)
# nothing better than a nice swim in hepitius b
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:36, archived)
# well that *is* the point of the picture
i think
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:36, archived)
# Not a sewer treatment plant
But an old Balentines Distillary. Soon to be demolished sadly.
(teclo, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:37, archived)
# a dip in the
hepitius c is always good. i think hepitius b is the most dangerous insect in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:38, archived)
# not quite as deadly as the rare
cocochicarao insect
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:39, archived)
# i thought id
caught hepitius from a plastic bag once. Turned out it was just a carrier.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:40, archived)
# ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:40, archived)
# or as bloody annoying as cock chafers
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:40, archived)
# It's
Just where the river Leven meets the river Clyde.
(teclo, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:36, archived)
# hmm
do we have to guess what you've done to it?
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Thu 20 May 2004, 19:40, archived)
# Didn't do much
Just merged two pics together..

Bah, waste of time posting it apart from the funny hep b jokes.. :)
(teclo, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:45, archived)
# Well I liked it
Once I realised it was a composite. Here, have a Woo:

Trouble with comps is that if you're any good at them (like you), they look like originals.

Now do a really trippy surreal one, e.g. the Taj Mahal in the Lake District. With mimes outside, enteratining a flock of puffins on a school trip.
(I helped save b3ta! N3d, Thu 20 May 2004, 19:59, archived)
# I did do one a couple of years ago,
That got me into a bit of trouble at work.

Ted Danson, Blonde Pony tail, picture almost in the Daily Star after I captioned it "Ted Danson Shows off New Hair implants"....

Got my wrist slapped for that :)
(teclo, Thu 20 May 2004, 20:06, archived)
# Base Images
(teclo, Thu 20 May 2004, 20:22, archived)