Compo will never be hard.
He has been de-bollocked.
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CaroWallis,
Sat 22 May 2004, 15:44,
archived)
just reading that
made me cross my legs
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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©,
Sat 22 May 2004, 15:45,
archived)
I am laaady...
... meaning I always have to cross my legs.
Unless I am being interrogated, and then having them uncrossed is useful!
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CaroWallis,
Sat 22 May 2004, 15:47,
archived)
Ouch! What did he do to deserve that?
/makes mental note NEVER to piss you off
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the funky gibbon,
Sat 22 May 2004, 15:46,
archived)
He was a randy bugger!
Don't worry, I won't take you to the vets for THAT particular offence! *winks*
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CaroWallis,
Sat 22 May 2004, 15:48,
archived)
did you hear the one about the bow-legged rugby player?
He was a bandy rugger bugger.
/coat
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the funky gibbon,
Sat 22 May 2004, 15:54,
archived)
Did he have a problem with Spoonerisms?
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CaroWallis,
Sat 22 May 2004, 15:55,
archived)
yes
he enjoyed cunning stunts and was known by everyone as a shining wit.
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the funky gibbon,
Sat 22 May 2004, 15:57,
archived)