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# Hehe
'widespread sexual misconduct without the benefit or sanctity of holy matrimony, even orgiastic practices, substance abuse of catnip (an intoxicating herb) which produces conditions akin to drunkenness, stealing food from the table, producing ungodly sounds, excessive playfulness and the employment of devices not known to have been used by Jesus, the conducting of its unholy business under the cover of the darkness of night, and so on. What sort of example does this give our young ones endeavoring to faithfully serve Jehovah? '

Insanity. Although I do find the bit that advocates stoning cats to death a bit disturbing.
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:06, archived)
# Good working in of a disclaimer though,
at the end after quoting the bible to tell you to stone your cat to death with stones (what the fuck else would you use, marshmallows?) he adds.

Of course, we can take no legal responsibility for anything which results from your voluntary application of your interpretation of such Biblical principles as you may believe that we have brought to your attention."
As you may believe? its fucking there on the page fool!
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:32, archived)
# hehe
I emailed lycos/angelfire asking if advocating cruelty to animals like that was violation of their terms and condidtions. :)
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:39, archived)
# LOL! Go you!
I'm gonna have to book mark that now just so I can try and go back later to see if they do anything :)
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:42, archived)
# Stoning cats
You read that far? I hope you are having a nice sit-down now to recover your composure.
(, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:32, archived)