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# This is
quite entertainingly mental. 'Are cats for true christians?'
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:42, archived)
# on a similar vein ...
http://baptist-city.com/Books/Shorthair.html

phil....
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:46, archived)
# Therefore
long-haired cats are particularly evil.
(Indole Ring, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:54, archived)
# i have evidence
devil kitten
(I helped save b3ta! spassmonkey, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:14, archived)
# you see
cats *are* evil!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:48, archived)
# Crikey
It's proof that kittens really are evil.

No wonder I like them.
(Indole Ring, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:48, archived)
# 'a contemporary housecat with all of its beastly identifying characteristics and behavior.'
sounds about right, my cat sits on front of the TV and licks it arse
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 9:51, archived)
# Hehe
"widespread sexual misconduct without the benefit or sanctity of holy matrimony, even orgiastic practices, substance abuse of catnip (an intoxicating herb) which produces conditions akin to drunkenness, stealing food from the table, producing ungodly sounds, excessive playfulness and the employment of devices not known to have been used by Jesus, the conducting of its unholy business under the cover of the darkness of night, and so on. What sort of example does this give our young ones endeavoring to faithfully serve Jehovah? "

Insanity. Although I do find the bit that advocates stoning cats to death a bit disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:06, archived)
# Good working in of a disclaimer though,
at the end after quoting the bible to tell you to stone your cat to death with stones (what the fuck else would you use, marshmallows?) he adds.

Of course, we can take no legal responsibility for anything which results from your voluntary application of your interpretation of such Biblical principles as you may believe that we have brought to your attention."
As you may believe? its fucking there on the page fool!
(ComaToast, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:32, archived)
# hehe
I emailed lycos/angelfire asking if advocating cruelty to animals like that was violation of their terms and condidtions. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:39, archived)
# LOL! Go you!
I'm gonna have to book mark that now just so I can try and go back later to see if they do anything :)
(ComaToast, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:42, archived)
# Stoning cats
You read that far? I hope you are having a nice sit-down now to recover your composure.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:32, archived)
# moohoohahahahaha!
...no, that's clearly not true. If I had Satanic powers I'd have hexed the neighbours, and I haven't, so clearly Kittens do not have Satanic powers.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:01, archived)
# Yeah, but if owning cats
pisses off Christians, it's got to be a good thing.
(tomsk, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:04, archived)
# woo!
cats!
*does little dance around the office*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:05, archived)
# You must be able to use
your new kittens to annoy the neighbours downstairs.

Tie a bit of string around them and post them through your neighbours letterbox. Then when they've ripped the curtains, destroyed the carpet and been sick you can retrieve them safely.
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:14, archived)
# ....that
is a MASTERFUL plan.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:25, archived)
# LOL
(oops, everyone in the office is looking at me!)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 10:39, archived)