and there's more
My wifes gone to the Carribean.
Jamaica?
Nah, she went of her own accord.
Yeah, mines the parka with the fur lined hood mate.
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sick_boy,
Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:02,
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man 1: my wife will be on the plane by now
man2: ooh is she off on holiday?
man1: nah she is just taking an inch off the door.
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pingu,
Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:39,
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