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# Further to sickboy's post below

Town planner humour
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:21, archived)
# I saw a sign outside
a building site with numbers for people concerned with the development.
The planner's name was T. Brick
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:27, archived)
# HURRAH
Cue joke:

man 1 - My wifes gone to Cockham.

man 2 - Cock who?

man 1 - Hmm, I thought there would be a funny ending for this joke but there isn't really.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:41, archived)
# took the wife on holiday
to bangor.

Ba dum tshhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 11:50, archived)
# and there's more
My wifes gone to the Carribean.

Jamaica?

Nah, she went of her own accord.

Yeah, mines the parka with the fur lined hood mate.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:02, archived)
# man 1: my wife will be on the plane by now
man2: ooh is she off on holiday?

man1: nah she is just taking an inch off the door.
(pingu, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:39, archived)
# .
Man A: My wife's just had a boob job done in south west London

MAN B: Feltham

MAN A: Not yet
(I helped save b3ta! raw-edge, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 12:06, archived)