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# Haha
Beckham's got a ickle cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 29 May 2004, 14:00, archived)
# Unlike his Missus....

Noon All!!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Sat 29 May 2004, 14:04, archived)
# 'Noon.
Hangover Sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 29 May 2004, 14:08, archived)
# Considering I had enough alcohol
to stun a herd of elephants last night, I'm feeling rather chipper!!

How's yer good self?
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Sat 29 May 2004, 14:13, archived)
# Me, I'm fucked.
Was supposed to be meeting someone at the pub lunchtime, but I've had to cancel due to illness.

Might go out later though
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 29 May 2004, 14:15, archived)
# Is that fucked in the 'Lady' sense,
or fucked in the 'my Liver has just done a George Best on me' sense?

I feel a few beverages may be the solution to the latter ailment.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Sat 29 May 2004, 14:17, archived)
# The latter unfortunately
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 29 May 2004, 14:18, archived)
# Booze it is. Hurrah !!!!
*passes warm can of Wife Beater*
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Sat 29 May 2004, 14:22, archived)