When a man and a woman love each other very muchthey give each other a 'special hug', and if God loves them, nine months later a stork comes with a little baby for them which it then forces up the woman's cunt so it can be spat back out covered in blood and mucous
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TV's Nosemonkey,
Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:50,
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buggerjust burst out laughing and now everyone's looking at me...
So is that 100% fact then?
(So is that 100% fact then?
Goatpod,
Tue 1 Jun 2004, 15:54,
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