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# very briefly
check out the Killer Cakes line. And the location. oh dear...

killer cakes
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 14:52, archived)
# quick
let's ban pasta because it might be undercooked and slightly hard and children might throw it one another
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 14:53, archived)
# We should do that!
and we should also ban sandwiches because they create crumbs when you chew them - they're a choking hazard. Evil Sandwiches!!
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 14:55, archived)
# and
also also orange squash because the parent might make it a little bit too strong and the resulting intake of HUGE amounts of sugar will cause the kids to go HYPER!
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 14:57, archived)
# RIGHT!
I say we ban food, drink and fun.

Let's all just smoke, at least THAT'S safe.
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 14:58, archived)
# especially
now they taste of chocolate and liquorice!

/topical
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:01, archived)
# Woah!
Man, what are you smokin' ?!!

can I have some?
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 15:04, archived)