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I never trusted rabbits

the long ears
the long teeth
always sniffing around
never making a sound
and their paws in everyones' pockets

nasty rodents.

*climbs tree*

(tookishlad, Thu 10 Jun 2004, 4:32, archived)

can't you see

the burning tree?

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Thu 10 Jun 2004, 4:33, archived)

self immolation, my friend

I cannot go on running.

(tookishlad, Thu 10 Jun 2004, 4:35, archived)

they once ate flowers within a few hours of my planting them.

I came out the front door to see a fat bunny scurry off from where my beautiful marigolds had been

(wampa_stompa, Thu 10 Jun 2004, 4:34, archived)

They are Lagomorphs, not rodents

/pendant

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 10 Jun 2004, 4:37, archived)

good call

(wampa_stompa, Thu 10 Jun 2004, 4:38, archived)

merely being derisive

because everyone knows they hate being called rodents, after all. Whips them into a fury.

Their mindless rage might be our only chance to survive. Makes them careless, you see.

(tookishlad, Thu 10 Jun 2004, 4:44, archived)

I am not enraged!

...I mean, not that I am a rabbit! No, no I am not, not a rabbit, no. :^B

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 10 Jun 2004, 4:47, archived)

heh. well.

*points at nose*

(tookishlad, Thu 10 Jun 2004, 4:55, archived)