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# They wouldn't let my son
into nursery today. He has pink eye.
Bored.

Oxford in the day. Pah!
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:05, archived)
# Is that
a version of Elizabeth's unfortunate ailment?
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:08, archived)
# Hmmm
perhaps we shouldn't have poked fun. I didn't realise Pink Face was a dibilitating skin condition :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:17, archived)
# Conjunctavitas
or whoever you spell it.
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:17, archived)
# Conjunctivitis
...that's the name.

FYI: Once I asked a lady in Glasgow how she spelled "tetanus" and she replied:
T-E-C-N-E-A-S
(Shaolin_Bukkake, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:24, archived)
# Then she said
"Tetanus. Wasn't that the one where the alien befriends a boy called Elliot?"
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:26, archived)
# Then I said:
Nae! That wis Elliot ra Dragon fae Kilmarnock!

(Shaolin_Bukkake, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:39, archived)
# Pink eye, heh heh
If I ever have an albino child I'm gonna call it Snowy Pink Eye
(Nacho, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:11, archived)
# Bastards
just what is their fucking problem?
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:00, archived)
# I reckon
it's that he'd give it to all the other kids cos it's super contagious.

So fair enough really.
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 10:37, archived)