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# why why why...
Someone tell me what happened to Andrew Washington. Please.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:21, archived)
# I sent him an email telling him I thought he was a dashing young fellow - the best looking man I've ever seen
and now we're getting married. So he has no need to keep the website up, looking for love.
Tina is well jealous. So I stabbed her to shut her up.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:24, archived)
# where's
the wedding?
(, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:29, archived)
# In
Chihauhua, Mexico.
I'm gonna get dragged up the isle on a slege pulled by 1000 chihauhaus.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:32, archived)
# .
(, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:02, archived)
# YAY!
I want one. Their buldgy little eyes are great. I'd call it Chopper. I'd dress it up in bonnets. and make it little book of madness t-shirts.
OH MY GOD! This all sounds like the start of a biological clock (albeit going a bit wrong) NOOOOOOOOOO
(, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:13, archived)
# I own this..


Only in preparation for this album did he first listen to Zep and Jimi!
(, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:28, archived)
# I own this..


Only in preparation for this album did he first listen to Zep and Jimi!
(, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 7:31, archived)
# Please
please please have monguin page-boys!
(, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:32, archived)
# And
gay dog bridesmaids.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:33, archived)
# No
Andrew doesn't like the gays - so presumably won't be living in Brighton. You'll be living in his car on the ocean.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:45, archived)
# Doesn't he like the gays and their ways?
Oh well that's no good. I don't do homophobia.
I didn't really want Tina's hand-me-downs anyway.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:52, archived)
# With gay dog bridesmaids,
it'll be the most wonderful spectacle ever! "Hello" magazine front cover here we come!
(, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:46, archived)
# The weddings been cancelled.
I'm still well up for a chihauhua driven sledge ride though. Their eyes would buldge so severely out of their head at the strain.
I really want a chihauhau but my evil friends said they would kick it when I wasn't around.
(, Thu 14 Mar 2002, 6:56, archived)