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# Schroedingers Cat
is about quantum physics, until you observe it it could be either dead or alive as far as you know. But you can't say which. So it is existing in both quantum states at once or neither depending how you look at it, but once you do look at it it becomes one state or the other and the other temproal field collapses.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:21, archived)
# I think
The kitten gets bored and wanders off while no-one's looking.
(AlmightyFishMonster, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:35, archived)
# not as good as Pavlov's cat:
"Day 1. Rang bell. Cat fucked off.
Day 2. Rang bell. Cat scratched knee out of trousers, then fucked off"

I love eddie izzard, me.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:37, archived)