it goes back to Baron Von Duck who was the leader of western mongolia in 1882.
Legend has it that he owned a large suitcase full of suits, which caused uproar in his citizens. Thus, he ate a cup of mince, thus coining the phrase, 'all's well that ends well'
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:29,
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you damned liar!
Montgomery Chillingwell wasn't a German at all! He was in fact chief engineer for a Russian cheese company which was blown up in the 70s by a secret military operations group known only to those priviliged enough as 'SPACKERS'
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:35,
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shhh
don't you realise what would happen if Charles Jarrom were allowed to speak out against the power of pork? There would be a huge inflation in the price of non-fiction and by the end of the year bookstores would be a rarity known only to the richest private collections
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Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:42,
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