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# Hold like a duck, you subnormal gimp.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:27, archived)
# arrr!
the pixels!

btw:what is this holding it like a duck thing all about?
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:28, archived)
#
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:29, archived)
# ahhh
right so
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:30, archived)
# Glad to have
cleared that up.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:31, archived)
# thankee kindly
good Sir
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:32, archived)
# It's actually what Slurpy said down there.
*points southwest*
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:33, archived)
# ooooohhh
I will try that perhaps

Duck related pearoast:
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:38, archived)
# hhahahahaa

(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:39, archived)
# That is the most rock
thing ever!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:32, archived)
# What?
More rock than, er, Ayers Rock? Coo.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:35, archived)
# it goes back to Baron Von Duck who was the leader of western mongolia in 1882.
Legend has it that he owned a large suitcase full of suits, which caused uproar in his citizens. Thus, he ate a cup of mince, thus coining the phrase, 'all's well that ends well'
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:29, archived)
# you damned liar!
Montgomery Chillingwell wasn't a German at all! He was in fact chief engineer for a Russian cheese company which was blown up in the 70s by a secret military operations group known only to those priviliged enough as 'SPACKERS'
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:35, archived)
# but that doesn't explain his secret underground stash of pork
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:38, archived)
# shhh
don't you realise what would happen if Charles Jarrom were allowed to speak out against the power of pork? There would be a huge inflation in the price of non-fiction and by the end of the year bookstores would be a rarity known only to the richest private collections
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:42, archived)
# the best way to hold someone's dog while drunk
i think it was chimney sweep's dog
(anyone?)
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:30, archived)
# Supermoore's dog.
And Quelabra's advice.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:30, archived)
# that's it.
everyone seems to mould into one intangible
entity named 'b3ta' in my head while im away.

(this is someone who spent three years in cubs, becoming the mightiest sixer, but never bothered/managed to learn anyone else's name)

(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:35, archived)
# I only ever got
to seconder.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:37, archived)
# bwahahahaha
you spent too much time socialising to be proven truly superior.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:44, archived)
# sorry to TJ:
can anyone get the video below to download to their computer?

www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/clips/brent/dancer.shtml

I've tried with streambox, but I can't download it. suggestions please? or if anyone has a gif of it that would be woosome too.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:29, archived)
# Nope
But that's not unusual for BBC Real Player clips.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:35, archived)
# you need to have
realplayer installed on your box.

realplayer also sucks. your box. no really.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:38, archived)
# i think you misunderstood
i want to download a copy to my computer so that i have a physical copy on my hard-drive, not just be able to view it on the interweb.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:40, archived)
# The clip appears to be stored under
/realmedia/ren_man_dancer.ram
if that helps.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:40, archived)
# cheers
but unfortunately it doesnt, i'd already tried plugging that into streambox and it still doesn't download.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:42, archived)
# 'tis here
Right click save as

www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/clips/brent/realmedia/ren_man_dancer.ram

In future, right click the video in your browser and choose play in realone player. Then, choose file, clip properties, view clip info, make a link for yourself to the file and right-click, save as.

Easy, no?

Edit: damn, only saves a link to the stream. I think the problem is that it's a stream, and therefore by definition can't be saved as a normal video file.

Edit 2: try downloading camstudio from www.gimber.co.uk/content/freeware Then, open up something in windows media player and have that playing in the background (mute it). Open up the stream and record it using camstudio (apparently, the first player uses Direct X, which is invisible to camstudio, so the second player has to use its own thingy, which camstudio can capture). You'll end up with an avi, which can be gifified in MS Gif animator (also on the list).
damn you, real one
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:42, archived)
# that only creates a link
that looks like a file. I still have to be online to view it.

edit: thanks, i'll try that out, hope it works!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:48, archived)
# That's insanely complicated
it'll probably work.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 20:51, archived)