From Soapy Phallus Beanbag's official site...
I signed up to the messageboards, and just had to show you this bunny-boiler's post:
Posted by:ARTHUR (a Lawyer from Oxford, apparently)
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'Oh Sophie,
Ever since I heard your voice my mind has been in a whirl and then when I saw your face I was completely vanquished - you have got a hold on me which is difficult to explain.You have an elfin beauty and emerald green eyes and a smouldering voice....... SORRY I'M A BIT PISSED, but I mean every word.
I'm going to try and see you at the Bloomsbury next week, because you're lovely. Can I have your autograph, did you get my valentines card?
You are all that matters.'
Methinks a few extra security bods may come in handy.
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Thu 14 Mar 2002, 9:22,
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Posted by:ARTHUR (a Lawyer from Oxford, apparently)
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'Oh Sophie,
Ever since I heard your voice my mind has been in a whirl and then when I saw your face I was completely vanquished - you have got a hold on me which is difficult to explain.You have an elfin beauty and emerald green eyes and a smouldering voice....... SORRY I'M A BIT PISSED, but I mean every word.
I'm going to try and see you at the Bloomsbury next week, because you're lovely. Can I have your autograph, did you get my valentines card?
You are all that matters.'
Methinks a few extra security bods may come in handy.